Biscuit the
Dog (Pron: biss-kit
thuh dogg) prop.
noun : would-be writerist, married
male, living on East Coast of Norfolk, England; home genre: horror. Long leash
permits access to other genres. Given to twists of absurdity, overstatement and
childishness reflecting reluctance to grow up. Rarely to be taken seriously.
(Defn supplied by Modern Oxford Book
of Biscuit the Dog Definitions)